Myfrogtee – Funny Fishing I Love It When She Tugs On My Worm and Swallows Shirt

Funny Fishing I Love It When She Tugs On My Worm and Swallows Shirt

Funny Fishing I Love It When She Tugs On My Worm and Swallows Shirt Hoodie

Last week, while sheltering in place at my Brooklyn apartment, I decided it was time to give my closet a colonic and fully cleanse the Funny Fishing I Love It When She Tugs On My Worm and Swallows Shirt Besides,I will do this fashions at the deepest, darkest crevices of my wardrobe. I would be unrelenting! I would be cruel! I would get rid of clothing from high school that I thought I still loved but hadn’t worn. Sweaters from my mother that I thought I’d keep forever and forever. While it was easy to sort the things I was absolutely sure I wanted to keep from the ones I absolutely didn’t, many clothes fell somewhere in between. I put those in what I call the expiration pile. An item that ends up here has a time limit of sorts. If I don’t wear it within 30 days, it’s kaput, a goner. Sealed up and sent off to The RealReal or ThredUp.

Funny Fishing I Love It When She Tugs On My Worm and Swallows Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Naturally, going through the Funny Fishing I Love It When She Tugs On My Worm and Swallows Shirt Besides,I will do this expiration pile is a lot more doable when you’re at home and have plenty of time to kill. Equipped with a full-length mirror, albeit one I bought at the dollar store, my room has become the ideal testing ground for more experimental styling tricks. It was for sure the perfect place to unpack the trove of weird and wonderful pieces I had bought on my travels through Eastern Europe five years ago. Inspired by the then new craze for Vetements, I had trawled the bazaars of Kyiv, Ukraine, and Tbilisi, Georgia, scooping up whatever gaudy bootleg designer labels I could find. While sifting through my expiration pile, I rediscovered a white mock turtleneck with the Chanel logo stamped across the chest—a Tbilisi special! I also found a black T-shirt emblazoned with a version of Versace’s gold Medusa emblem that resembled a raised, infected tattoo. The turtleneck in particular had a lot of sentimental value. I had written a story about bootlegging and bazaars in Tbilisi and had worn the top regularly for at least a year after. But the question was: How did said shirt fit in with my look, now a steady stream of funeral black, today? In the past, I had worn it with a pair of low-slung Moschino cargo pants. To refresh that idea, I took a chance and paired the tight, flagrantly fake piece with a pair of striped J.Crew pants. The mash-up of good taste and bad taste kind of worked, in a saucy secretary way. As for that cursed faux Versace shirt? Clearly some impulse buys are just too wild to be tamed.

Funny Fishing I Love It When She Tugs On My Worm and Swallows Shirt Ladies Tee

Funny Fishing I Love It When She Tugs On My Worm and Swallows Shirt LongSleeve

Fit & style

  • Toddler boys’ adaptive short-sleeve polo shirt gives him a classic, comfy option for a variety of events
  • Shrink- and fade-resistant fabric helps keep it good as new wear after wear
  • Pre-washed construction gives an extra-soft feel for added comfort
  • Designed with no pockets for a smooth, seamless fit

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *