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Many mortgage places are suspending payments and foreclosures. I’ll be happy if everyone I care about is alive after this. Just my mortgage and car payment are more than I’m making. I also have a family of four to feed. I get my job back, I’m going to buy you pizzas for buying this guy pizzas. I’m excited for someone to get my dollar. I’d be even more excited to get all your dollars. I’m sure many people are in the Chicken Grandma Shirt but in fact I love this same boat right now. I can’t even enjoy sitting at home playing video games. I feel nervous/anxious. I’m gonna patent a mixed drink called a quarantine and become a million anyways. This podcast will kill you starts every episode off with a quarantine. Of course, then donate them to the ones most in need.
I break all my limbs and shoot myself in the Chicken Grandma Shirt but in fact I love this back of the head 3 times and poison myself all before jumping off a highrise balcony. But then again I’m a slave to cliches. If only they would point in court. I mean why would you need to do that when they catch themselves in video planting shit all the time. You should find a mall Santa, sit on his lap, and tell him that. Just never drink tea or live in a city with cathedrals again. I suspect that the type of people corrupt enough to bribe you are not the type of people it would be wise to fuck over. I wonder if he did take the deal, but Trump stiffed him. He definitely hid the fact that it was Russia and insinuated Seth Rich was responsible.